Remind me – why is success so great again? Of course, that sort of sudden success is like winning the lottery – it sounds good, but it’s too much for most people to handle.

So, everyone out there not walking the filthy midnight streets of London half-naked, barefoot, with coke-encrusted nostrils: You have already succeeded, in your own quiet way.

And Amy: I won’t mock you. I hope you pull through. You make me sad.